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Foolsworth
08-23-2008, 12:37 PM
Service Interupted !

Yeah ... Right !
More like Service is a Bore...also !

HaVoK
08-23-2008, 04:15 PM
So the fool has become the troll he always tried to be.

BorgHunter
08-23-2008, 04:23 PM
Service Interupted !

Yeah ... Right !
More like Service is a Bore...also !
Why don't you just leave? Apparently it'd make you happy, and I know it'd make the rest of us happy.

Foolsworth
08-23-2008, 05:02 PM
Why don't you just leave? Apparently it'd make you happy, and I know it'd make the rest of us happy.

Who " us " ?
Why leave. ?
For without I,this place could easily turn into a Den of Theives.
In point of fact,mores Danny likely.

Foolsworth
08-23-2008, 06:20 PM
Why don't you just leave? Apparently it'd make you happy, and I know it'd make the rest of us happy.


" We'll this is Another Fine Mess you've gotten us into . "

-- O.h.

Reminds me of a sad thing I saw between screenings.There was
this Lowell Thomas Remembers newsreel.The ones with the benign
music and almost Disney setting.This time Lowell starts out with
his usual complimentary delievery ... ' and here we have screen legend
Stan Laurel,getting ready to face another day of retirement in
his efficiency apt.Seems Stan enjoys awaiting his many adoring fans
and friends.'
Well I ain't about to sweat & toil for this Studio { Pop Stand } all
in hearty anticipation yuz'all manage to shuffle me off in one them
little efficiency's.In hopes I can mimic a Stan funny face,for Me
many Fans.
Is all.

Sparky2
08-23-2008, 08:14 PM
Foolsworth, I don't know what's gotten into you lately, brother.
You used to be sort of an idiot savant philosopher, and I personally took pleasure in trying to peel back the outer shell of the oyster, in order that I might find delight in the pearls of folksy wisdom within.

Lately sir, you have become a sulking jackass.
It's like the whole SMW exodus has you sitting on a sullen and uncomfortable fence.
I say to you, sir; jump down firmly on one side or the other.
You've got friends here. Don't piss that away.
Or not, I really don't care.

Screw it. Let's just close and lock this thread, before we all say something we'll be sorry for later.

Foolsworth
08-23-2008, 08:26 PM
* Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall and before his fall said somethin like :
' Say,look at the cute little **Pansy crossing the street.'

* arbitraily gives his own meanings to words and tolerates no objections.
** who am I to argue

Sparky2
08-23-2008, 08:57 PM
Wow.
Posting drunk?

I thought that was the province of just myself and one other distinquished gentleman.
You've just gone up one notch in the measure of my allforums esteem, Foolsworth.

Am hoping it was The Glenlivet, or some other proper libation.
Please tell me you aren't getting all sloppy on Bud Light.

:eek:

Foolsworth
08-23-2008, 09:09 PM
Wow.
Posting drunk?

I thought that was the province of just myself and one other distinquished gentleman.
You've just gone up one notch in the measure of my allforums esteem, Foolsworth.

Am hoping it was The Glenlivet, or some other proper libation.
Please tell me you aren't getting all sloppy in Bud Light.

:eek:

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* arbitrarily gives his own meanings to words,and tolerates no objections.

Do I seem Plural'd Outs. { gives,meanings,words,tolerates,objections }?

Sparky2
08-23-2008, 09:14 PM
You're fading fast, friend.

Tell me quick, before you pass out altogether;
Was there at least a cork in the wine?
(No man should ever succumb to the grape, with a screw-on cap on it anyway.)

Sparky

PS Do you mean to imply that I tolerate no objections sir?
I resent that insinuation.
My first wife beat all ego out of me; I expect nothing but objections to each and every word that tumbles out of my mouth.
I'm conditioned that way.

Sparky2
08-23-2008, 09:15 PM
And I could do this all night, by the way.

Is that what you really want?

Foolsworth
08-23-2008, 09:58 PM
And I could do this all night, by the way.

Is that what you really want?

((((((((((((((((( * )))))))))))))))))))))))))

Honolulu Baby :hug:
Where'd you get those eyes
Honolulu Baby
Where'd you get that style :woohoo:

Honululu baby
When you start to sway :grouphug:
All the men go crazy :banana:
They seem to say.

Doot duh doo doo
Doot dah doo doo Do

Sparky2
08-23-2008, 10:21 PM
Hey, right on. I know that song.

Gimme a sec, I'll tune up my ukelele.
We'll have a jam session.

http://www.janesoceania.com/hawaii_vintage_postcards5/Hawaii%20Hula%20Girl,%20Beauty,%20Ukelele,%201916. jpg

silverbulletkc
08-24-2008, 10:05 AM
It's official...he's gone off the deep end.