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Imagineer
09-26-2008, 03:35 PM
http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/africa/09/26/ship.tanks/index.html

Pirates off Somalia hijacked a ship with a cargo of tanks and ammo. They scored 30 T-72 tanks.

Travh20
09-26-2008, 06:27 PM
Oh great, look out Eithiopia.

LOL, the idea of Somali pirates cracks me up. I can picture em now, skinny little black guys with eye patches and wooden legs running around with knives in their teeth.

LionelHutz
09-26-2008, 10:38 PM
Unfortunately for them, tanks don't float.

But seriously, I thought various countries had destroyers floating around Somalia to fight this sort of thing.

Imagineer
09-27-2008, 12:50 AM
Canada sent one.

Travh20
09-27-2008, 01:27 AM
Canadian navy vs somali pirates, place your bets.

Imagineer
09-27-2008, 02:08 AM
The Canadians can control wherever they are, but it's a big place. The Somalis can be a lot of places the Canadians are not there.

Imagineer
09-27-2008, 11:56 AM
The Russians have now sent a ship to help crackdown on pirates. They are offering a nice ransom, and seem having problems figuring how to download tanks without landing in a port.

http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/africa/09/27/somalia.piracy.ukraine/index.html

I'm wondering what the betting odds are on the Russians winning any naval battle with the Somalis, giving the Russians naval engagements historically.

Travh20
09-27-2008, 02:01 PM
Ya, Russian navy not that great.

sedan
09-27-2008, 02:24 PM
Don't tell Dop.

paulc
09-27-2008, 06:24 PM
Trav, didnt you tell us you served in Somalia, way back when........?

Travh20
09-27-2008, 07:21 PM
Ya, but I was on land. I didnt see any swashbucklers runing around with cutlass'. Would have been quite amusing though.

"Do you see him"

"where?"

"12 o'clock, 100 meteres, wearing a puffy shirt."

"open fire!"

paulc
09-27-2008, 08:44 PM
Well thanks for that insight into USN targeting practices.

LionelHutz
09-27-2008, 10:41 PM
Ya, Russian navy not that great.

Yeah, but I bet they don't fuck around with "negotiations."

Travh20
09-28-2008, 12:09 AM
Well thanks for that insight into USN targeting practices.

I was in the army.

Anyway, anyone wearing a puffy shirt deserves to be gunned down.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/5/57/Sein_ep503.jpg/200px-Sein_ep503.jpg

tranquill
09-30-2008, 01:38 PM
Somali pirates hijacked anSpamIranian vessel with enrichedSpamuranium from China! See here: http://samsonblinded.org/news/somali-pirates-hijack-iranian-ship-with-chemical-or-radiological-cargo-3525

The Praetorian
10-03-2008, 05:28 PM
Trav, you've been HILARIOUS in this thread. :D

Travh20
10-03-2008, 08:58 PM
Lol

Imagineer
10-05-2008, 01:20 AM
Somalia Pirates have attempted to try 4 more ships. No one got any of their targets. Some just outrun them, and one group could not get on because they had not brought a ladder along, and good not get up to the deck.

http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/africa/10/04/somalia.priates.attacks.ap/index.html

:corn:

paulc
10-05-2008, 05:20 AM
Ah now.
Where is the Canadian Navy when ya need it.